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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 16.06.2025 07:11

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Sure no problem officer.

After a few moments he returns.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

How are Hinduism and Sikhism related, considering they both originated in Punjab, India?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

HELLO

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

J.K. Rowling said that 65% of people in Britain are transgender. Where did she come up with that statistic?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Yes sir it is.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Why do liberals and Democrats think it’s “ironic” for Donald Trump to say “We have to get back to law and order”?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

{RING} {RING}

Why is Trump not on a violation of probation, offering a job for an endorsement is in violation of federal law? Kaamala knew better she is very sharp.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

How do you handle family members who ask for handouts?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?